Evanna: Let’s find a vomit-flavored (Bertie Botts Every Flavor bean)! *finds one and makes the E-online reporter eat it*
(via kathwhore-deactivated20120427)
And im dying to know, is it killing you like it’s killing me?
I don’t know what to say since we twisted our fate
When it all broke down
And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now
(via accio-draco-deactivated20120221)
| Albus: | Dad, I’m…gay. |
| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known |
| Albus: | Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop. |
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| A: | Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out |
| H: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew |
| A: | Dad this response is really getting old |
| H: | TWO HEADMASTERS |
| A: | Yes, I get it two hea— |
| H: | BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN” |
| A: | Da—” |
| H: | THAT I EVER KNEW” |
| BRAVEST AND WISEST” | |
| TWO OF THEM” |
Don’t dream too far
Don’t lose sight of who you are
Don’t remember that rush of joy
He could be that boy
I’m not that girl
(via accio-draco-deactivated20120221)
She didn’t even care that I was a bad person. She cared about me.
Something that no one did.
(via weshipdramione)
